i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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