Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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