3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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