She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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