...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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