I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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