so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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