Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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