In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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