Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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