her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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