Nicole vs. Life
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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