I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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