just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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