and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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