What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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