I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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