so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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