Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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