he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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