The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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