You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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