So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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