weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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