When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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