Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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