Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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