She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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