What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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