At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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