Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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