I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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