I think I died a long time ago.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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