We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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