I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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