im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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