First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The ass gains better be worth it
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