Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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