well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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