you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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