yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
