worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
