you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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