I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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