At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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