What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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