We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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