): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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