Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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