No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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