I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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