Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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