dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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